Posted by Ford Prefect [209.245.9.105 - dialup-209.245.9.105.Dial1.Denver1.Level3.net] on 03 February 2002 at 04.25.20 ZuluTime:
My IRL friends have been trying to help me come up with a really stupendous-spiffy-uber-super-cool nickname. So far the candidates are:
Tristan "Howard the Hutt" Schwartz
Tristan "Who Cut the Cheese" Schwartz
Tristan "Wilford Brimley's Brother's Hedgehog" Schwartz
Tristan "I Can't Believe Its Not Crisco" Schwartz
and
Tristan "the Father of Modern Porculation" Schwartz
Submit your votes via e-mail and the winner will be announced on February Tenth!