Posted by LAUREN [216.78.53.196 - host-216-78-53-196.ath.bellsouth.net] on 18 June 2003 at 16.08.53 ZuluTime:

In Reply to: Announcing the posted by Ford Prefect on 03 February 2002 at 04.25.20 ZuluTime:

: My IRL friends have been trying to help me come up with a really stupendous-spiffy-uber-super-cool nickname. So far the candidates are:

: Tristan "Howard the Hutt" Schwartz

: Tristan "Who Cut the Cheese" Schwartz

: Tristan "Wilford Brimley's Brother's Hedgehog" Schwartz

: Tristan "I Can't Believe Its Not Crisco" Schwartz

: and

: Tristan "the Father of Modern Porculation" Schwartz

: Submit your votes via e-mail and the winner will be announced on February Tenth!