Posted by Trillian [24.53.220.67 - ny-olean3a-67.buf.adelphia.net] on 30 April 2002 at 03.07.56 ZuluTime:
A while back, a friend of mine offered me the chance to write reviews for a website that he and some friends of his were working on. I told him I'd think about it, but that I probably didn't have the time to commit to the thing. Then this showed up out of nowhere.
Session Start (AIM - kichigailain:wheezy821): Mon Apr 29 22:48:13 2002
wheezy821: Good evening
Kichigai Lain: er, hi.
wheezy821: It has come to my attention that you'll be working for uselesstatic.
Kichigai Lain: Perhaps. I still haven't totally decided on whether or not I can fully commit myself to it.
wheezy821: Well, don't bother. I've decided to fire you for your poor profile. I'm sorry
Kichigai Lain: Uh, right. Considering that I've never spoken to you and that I'm getting all of my information from a separate party, I'll wait til I've heard otherwise.
wheezy821: Wans can suck me off. I run the show.
wheezy821: It was nice working with you.
Kichigai Lain: Who is Wans and when did I ever work with you?
wheezy821: Wans is that burly fellow who you talk to, and we worked together up until just now, when I fired you.
Kichigai Lain: I've never spoken to a burly fellow named Wans and I've never worked with you.
wheezy821: Wans is that drunken beast of a mess who's all about deputy and such.
Kichigai Lain: Again, no idea who you are talking about.
Kichigai Lain: Unless this is some nickname I'm unaware of.
wheezy821: And we worked side by side for....days. Well, you worked FAAAAAAAAR under me, but the point still stands firm.
Kichigai Lain: I've never worked for anyone. I was asked by someone else if I would consider doing this with him and I never got back to him about it. I've never spoken to Wans and I've never worked on anything. Do you have any idea what you're talking about?
wheezy821: The reason you've never worked is because I fired you before you could throw your buckets and buckets of suck at my site. And if not Wans, then who introduced you to this site?
Kichigai Lain: Look, you mindless fucktard, maybe you should get your facts straight and realize you're talking to the wrong person.
wheezy821: Or perhaps you should stop being so bitter about losing your job. There are plenty of sites out there. If I wanted your opinion, I would've beaten it out of you.
Kichigai Lain: I never fucking HAD a job. I never ACCEPTED a job. I was never OFFERED a job.
wheezy821: Listen....I can understand how this is hard on you, and I'm trying to be as nice as possible. But just because you're a humorless shrew doesn't mean you hafta bust my balls about every little thing. You think I like firing people? Well, you're right. But most people don't.
Kichigai Lain: What are you TALKING ABOUT? I didn't HAVE A JOB. How can you FIRE me if I was never EMPLOYED IN THE FIRST PLACE?
wheezy821: Please....let's keep this mature. You're a weeny face, and I don't need weeny faces at my site. Alright....since you're so persistent about keeping your job, I will give you a second chance. In two weeks, when your mind is cleared, the tears stop flowing and you can think again, write up an article and email it to us. I'll review it and see if you got what it takes. Fair?
wheezy821: Alright? I'm just doing what's best for the site
wheezy821: and also trying to be fair
Kichigai Lain: Uh, right. I'm done with you, I think I'll find someone else who has a clue what they're talking about, alright? But hey, since this was rather fun, why don't you check out (Link: http://board.grem.tv/)http://board.grem.tv/ ? I'm sure they'll have some advice for you there as well.
Kichigai Lain: Bye now.
Session Close (wheezy821): Mon Apr 29 23:08:02 2002