Posted by Hunter [65.186.201.54 - dsl-65-186-201-54.telocity.com] on 30 April 2002 at 05.46.44 ZuluTime:
In Reply to: The joys of AOL. posted by Trillian on 30 April 2002 at 03.07.56 ZuluTime:
Er something....
Anyway, let's get it on....
Well, this guy's awfully condescending for working for some 'great thing' that doesn't seem to exist. At all.
Anyway, on with the fun....
wheezy821: It has come to my attention that you'll be working for uselesstatic.
Kichigai Lain: Perhaps. I still haven't totally decided on whether or not I can fully commit myself to it.
And after finding out what the internal structure of the clique is like, if I were the one being given this opportunity, I'd definitely pass.
wheezy821: Well, don't bother. I've decided to fire you for your poor profile. I'm sorry
Since your 'profile' is so much better. Gee golly! I sure am a swell guy. My mommy says that i'm the most handsome boy in my school :-) Children waiting for the day they feel good, happy birthday And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad. Your webpresence doesn't say much for you either -- arguing the superiority of AIM over ICQ. You're both dead fucking wrong; neither is better. Both are run by the same people.
Hey hey hey to my lil princess, Karin! I miss you.:-*
All around me are familiar faces, worn out faces
Riding early for the daily races, going nowhere
The tears are filling up their glasses, no expression
Hide my head, I want to drown my sorrow, no tommorow
They feel the way that every child should, sit and listen
Went to school I was very nervous, no one knew me
Hello teacher, tell me what's me lesson, look right through me
The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I ever had.
Kichigai Lain: Uh, right. Considering that I've never spoken to you and that I'm getting all of my information from a separate party, I'll wait til I've heard otherwise.
wheezy821: Wans can suck me off. I run the show.
Stoopidity of the name 'Wans' aside, I'm sure he'll be thrilled to find out his 'status' in this little 'project'....
wheezy821: It was nice working with you.
Kichigai Lain: Who is Wans and when did I ever work with you?
wheezy821: Wans is that burly fellow who you talk to, and we worked together up until just now, when I fired you.
Kichigai Lain: I've never spoken to a burly fellow named Wans and I've never worked with you.
wheezy821: Wans is that drunken beast of a mess who's all about deputy and such.
This is looking more and more like a case of mistaken identy gone very wrong. I hope this Wans creature really is a 'drunken beast of a mess' who doesn't take kindly to being called such. And I hope he has a webcam. And I hope he pounds the shit out of you on webcam, so we can watch, and rebroadcast it on Pay-per-View.
Kichigai Lain: Again, no idea who you are talking about.
Kichigai Lain: Unless this is some nickname I'm unaware of.
wheezy821: And we worked side by side for....days. Well, you worked FAAAAAAAAR under me, but the point still stands firm.
Wheezy, you're fired; you're no longer allowed to work on Earth as a human being. Pack up your computer and send it to PO BOX 441755, Aurora, CO, 80044, and shoot yourself. Immediately. I fucking hate bombastic letter-stutters. What do you do, write bad fanfic for a living?
Kichigai Lain: I've never worked for anyone. I was asked by someone else if I would consider doing this with him and I never got back to him about it. I've never spoken to Wans and I've never worked on anything. Do you have any idea what you're talking about?
wheezy821: The reason you've never worked is because I fired you before you could throw your buckets and buckets of suck at my site. And if not Wans, then who introduced you to this site?
What site? Uselesstatic.com doesn't exist; neither does uselesstatic.net or .org. And running a search engine on 'uselesstatic' turns up nothing. Wow, big important site you've got there. Trill should really be upset that she can't work for you guys anymore. Or whatever....
Kichigai Lain: Look, you mindless fucktard, maybe you should get your facts straight and realize you're talking to the wrong person.
wheezy821: Or perhaps you should stop being so bitter about losing your job. There are plenty of sites out there. If I wanted your opinion, I would've beaten it out of you.
Plenty of other sites. Bigger sites. Better sites. More popular sites. Go on, say it....
Weenie face? "Let's keep this mature?" And he's talking about writing, yet keeps using '....' in the middle of sentences? What? Fucking kids....
Kichigai Lain: I never fucking HAD a job. I never ACCEPTED a job. I was never OFFERED a job.
wheezy821: Listen....I can understand how this is hard on you, and I'm trying to be as nice as possible. But just because you're a humorless shrew doesn't mean you hafta bust my balls about every little thing. You think I like firing people? Well, you're right. But most people don't.
Kichigai Lain: What are you TALKING ABOUT? I didn't HAVE A JOB. How can you FIRE me if I was never EMPLOYED IN THE FIRST PLACE?
wheezy821: Please....let's keep this mature. You're a weeny face, and I don't need weeny faces at my site. Alright....since you're so persistent about keeping your job, I will give you a second chance. In two weeks, when your mind is cleared, the tears stop flowing and you can think again, write up an article and email it to us. I'll review it and see if you got what it takes. Fair?
Okay, this kid's nothing but a joke....
wheezy821: Alright? I'm just doing what's best for the site
What site?
wheezy821: and also trying to There, that's better.... Kichigai Lain: Uh, right. I'm done with you, I think I'll find someone else who has a clue what they're talking about, alright? But hey, since this was rather fun, why don't you check out (Link: http://board.grem.tv/)http://board.grem.tv/ ? I'm sure they'll have some advice for you there as well. Thanks for that one, Trill. I hope he comes back. ~Hunter
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