Posted by John [12.86.24.99 - 99.denver-01rh15rt.co.dial-access.att.net] on 23 May 2002 at 00.30.06 ZuluTime:

I just recived this. I have two questions, WHO the FUCK is this guy,...
      and why is he emailing me?

Anyone that could enlighten me would be thanked accordingly
     I am feeling very injured. I ought to have complained like this non-
     stop from the second I could!

See, I have 2 problems - a BIG one and a little one from that.

BIG: I was hit by a car in 1995. That injury STOLE THE TALENT I had
     spent 5 years getting -- I WAS a concert-violinist/percussionist/hot-
     drummer/even-hotter-fiddler, but the brain injury STOLE all that.

Regardless of who is to blame, I am OWED at least $84,000 from it
     (figuring I would have made $12,000 a year these past seven years.)

little: A certain lawyer, (WHOM I CAN NAME WHEN I HAVE THE MONEY,)
     arranged for the insurance company (of the man who hit me) to pay
     $100,000. The lawyer convinced me to sign the money over to him
     for "research purposes" -- the mistake I regret.

Bringing the total amount (OWED TO ME) to $184,000.

(Of course, that is not including the HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF
     DOLLARS in hospital expenses incurred by the responsible parties --
     which I might spend time naming when I HAVE MONEY.)

GIVE ME $184,000. I'm thinking that the government ought to GIVE ME
     $184,000. I think that the government should GIVE ME $184,000,
     because numerous people OWE ME $184,000 - and the government, (of THE
     PEOPLE, for THE PEOPLE, by THE PEOPLE,) does not want to see how I
     would COLLECT MY $184,000. I'm sure the government can then turn and
     find excuses to take THE $184,000 THEY GIVE ME out of the responsible
     parties' hands.

I have not the time to fully explain what I'd do with the money. But
     YOU CAN TRUST ME WITH THE MONEY. I am Jay Hubbard, a man with an IQ
     of about 150, and I'd be good with the money. I don't care to think
     on how you would feel if I did not have the money.

Summing up, I NEED 184,000 dollars. I can either accept it or take
     it, but I WILL have it.