Posted by Gremlin [12.211.217.120 - ] on 08 November 2002 at 15.41.10 ZuluTime:

In Reply to: Doctor Drelove, or how I learned to hate eminem... posted by Baron Greenback on 08 November 2002 at 09.30.51 ZuluTime:

Okay. That the reviewer sounds almost as naturally black as Eminem does is bad enough. Granted. Worse, though: why in hell is Eminem in a film about being Eminem? Who greenlit this thing? Why do I get the feeling I could trace this back to the inspired moron behind ShaqFu?
     New rules, man. If people get to complain that I'm somehow narcissitic enough to have one of the billions of websites currently online, then they must by implication refuse to see this waste of celluloid. At least Vanilla Ice got over his whole pigmentation envy a few years ago. Eminem is nothing more than a new spin on those PaganWiccanLARPerGeekTwits who go on and on about CelticGaelic bullshit while sounding like people from Wisconsin sound when they drink too much.
     Roll a 3D12 to take on the Shape of Moron and Form of Vanilla Xerox, and you too can be Eminem.