1 (obvious): Excuse me. Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?
      2 (meteorological): Everybody take cover. She's going to blow.
      3 (fashionable): You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore
      something larger. Like ... Wyoming.
      4 (personal): Well, here we are. Just the three of us.
      5 (punctual): Alright gentlemen. Your nose was on time but you were fifteen
      minutes late.
      6 (envious): Oooo, I wish I were you. Gosh. To be able to smell your
      own ear.
      7 (naughty): Pardon me, Sir. Some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn't
      mind putting that thing away.
      8 (philosophical): You know. It's not the size of a nose that's important.
      It's what's in it that matters.
      9 (humorous): Laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze and it's goodbye,
      Seattle.
     10 (commercial): Hi, I'm Earl Schibe and I can paint that nose for $39.95.
     11 (polite): Ah. Would you mind not bobbing your head. The orchestra keeps
      changing tempo.
     12 (melodic): Everybody! "He's got the whole world in his nose."
      -- Steve Martin, "Roxanne"
     

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