Posted by *Lynx* [63.191.8.215 - sdn-ap-014caburbP0215.dialsprint.net] on 13 May 2003 at 21.38.14 ZuluTime:

In Reply to: Survival Horror: An Engrish comedy posted by Jurassosaurus on 09 May 2003 at 20.25.54 ZuluTime:

Well it's not survival horror, but it is Engrish.
     There are some funny lines in my instruction booklet for my digital recorder. It's a Sora, Myvoice recorder (model no: DMR-918SU).
     According to the manual, under 'Caution':
     

"Do not have a short circuit, disassemble, heat or put battery in the fire, and do harm to your eyes, also could cause fever and the rupture of a doctor."