09 July 2003 at 07.12.41 ZuluTime
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Posted by The Ael Finn (Finngoth) [12.237.89.85 - 12-237-89-85.client.attbi.com] on 09 July 2003 at 07.12.41 ZuluTime:
In Reply to: posted by Hunter on 05 July 2003 at 05.05.59 ZuluTime:
Sweet Loving Principle of Accreditation. Please tell me that this person didn't graduate from college. Please. Pleeee-heee-hee-heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese.
"You have received a failing grade on your paper because you have failed to cite sources. You have received a furher failing grade for the class because you've employed a strawman dichotomy; Furthermore, I have notified your rhetoric professor, and she has failed you for the style of this paper. And, in closing, the ball gag and sandpaper strap-on are merely a courtesy provided by the teaching assitant who had the unfortunate luck to read your work. Your income for the next five years will be forfeit and you will never graduate from an accredited school, ever. We told you thirteen years ago: There will be a test. Stop whingeing."