Posted by Hunter [24.9.27.34 - c-24-9-27-34.client.comcast.net] on 09 December 2003 at 05.21.19 ZuluTime:

Gotta love waking up to stupid shit...

ebuhakim: do you really have a snake....

Currently, no, I do not 'really have a snake'. In the past, I've had snakes, but currently, all the snakes are dead. This comes from my habit of rescuing them and not purchasing them from pet stores. Currently, I have a cat, an iguana, and a monitor lizard. This is all stuff you could've learned if you'd bothered to read....

do you really believe it is funny to read what you seem to believe it is a convincing display of other's idiotsy and your thrilling wit?

No. I know that others find it funny. That's not belief, though. That's bordering on a factual observation of other people's opinions. That they're laughing at what the terminally stupid said and what I said to them [or, in many instances, just what they said, since I didn't bother to respond] has nothing to do with me 'believing' anything.

..and by the way..if you are an atheist can you prove the non existence of what you so believe?

Here we are with 'believe' again. I don't believe anything. You're simply misdefining 'atheist'. When you figure that out, you can respond here and apologise for making the same mistake thousands of others have, and pestering me with your misunderstanding of a simple concept.

..and Gremlin was cheap and stupid, unimaginativ as a christmas decor or christmas itself

You'll have to explain this one, because it makes absolutely no sense.

ebuhakim: would you like to use me as your next entry at idiots friends list...?

I do not have an "idiots friends list". I have an idiot archive broken down into messenger types. And no, I'm not going to put you in the idiot archive; I'm going to put you on the messageboard, here, where others can respond to you, too. And even YOU can get in on the fun. That is, if you aren't someone who's already been banned.

ebuhakim: yea...I can go on..

Why, exactly, are you talking to yourself as if I was responding?

.but you seem so pale in your photo behind the questionable snake...

That's a stuffed alligator, you moron. Hence the name of the picture. Hunter-gator. How could anyone misidientify that as a snake....

this hurts me..

Good. I'm glad.

so by

And he never finishes this sentence. Or it could be that he was saying 'bye', but was incapable of spellling it properly, as with many other things....

I hate waking up to the stupid. But if I didn't want to wake up to the stupid, I wouldn't wake up, ever....

~Hunter

After finishing this, I found out that he claims to be a photographer in his profile. I suppose that's evidenced by the profile picture of...something yellow with lots of black around it.

Uh huh....