Posted by Baron Greenback [216.54.16.175 - ip-216-54-16-175.coxfiber.net] on 15 July 2003 at 21.22.45 ZuluTime:

In Reply to: I have an oppurtunity to be RICH! posted by Baron Greenback on 14 July 2003 at 01.55.47 ZuluTime:

He messaged me back.
     Dear,Greenback.

I am very very happy to hear from you,also how can it be possible to
     send it
     through western union?well I dont exept your proposal as you see that
     the
     money is a very large amount of money so it need to open a new
     account
     ok.

Moreover if you dont have an account that will recieve these money then
     you
     look for me a reliable,honesty person like you that will acts as a
     foreigner
     and a person who is capable to receive these money on his\her accout
     safety
     untill the day for sharing,withdrawal and other inverstment,but if you
     can
     open a new account then we can start business because both of us will
     benefit it from our generation to generation ok.So what you have to do
     now
     is to send your account information where you want the money to be
     transfers
     to so that i will start processing the payment into your account
     without any
     further delay ok.

Waiting to hear from you

Best Regard

Mr,Harford.

And, here's my reply.

Dear Audi,

I'm sorry to hear that the Western Union won't work out. It seems their claims of being "the fastest way to send money" are a hollow web of lies. Things haven't been going well on my end either, unfortunately.

My driver turned on me, and I have been restricted to the house until further notice. When I press the issue with mommy, she tells me that I was an accident, and that it's not to late to abort me with a rusty hanger. I don't believe she will be of any use to us.

Would it be possible for you to give me the account number where the money is at currently? If I have that, and the account password, and the bank's website, I may be able to help. I realise this is a big act of trust on your part, so I am prepared to cut off my index finger if anything happens to the money in your account. I can not think of any deed that would inspire more trust, but I am willing to sacrifice several small animals if it would do any good.

By the way, what's the weather like in South Africa? Are you anywhere near brazil?

Oh, I bought a he-man toy today.

Love,