It's a long story. And it's not very interesting.
Neither is this, but I thought I'd go ahead and fill it out, just for the hell of it....
First name: Gremlin
Single or taken: One leads to the other
Sex: Lemee finish this first
Birthday: 21st September 1970
Astrological sign: CLOSED
Siblings: What about them?
Hair color: #882222 or so
Eye color: Grey
Shoe size: 13/UK12
Height: About six four
Will you send this to your crush? What's a crush?
Who IS your crush? Not Enough Information
Are you popular?: Apparently
Where is your favorite place to shop: At my keyboard
What do you have pierced?: Other people
What do you get labelled as?: No idea; I never get listed in search engines
Do you do drugs?: Yeah; who doesn't? Nicotine, caffiene, butylated hydroxytoluene. No one is completely drugfree; even dead people are usually freebasing formaldehyde
What kind of shampoo do you use?: That's a good question...I know it starts out as a liquid and becomes all frothy later....
What are you most scared of?: Answering questions like these
How many TV's?: How many am I afraid of, or how many have I got? Zero.
What are you listening to right now?: My harddrive is clicking a bit as I download a few things
Who is the last person that called you? Hunter
Who is the last person you called?: Someone who owes me money
Who is the last person you got a text from?: On my phone? Jacqui, I think
Where do you want to get married?: In hell. During a blizzard.
If you could change anything about yourself what would it be: Probably my current century.
*-;-* F a v o r I t e s *-;-*
Band: Alice Cooper
Smell: Those come in favourites?
Color: #000000
Number: 01000011
Boy's name: Kinda depends who it applies to.
Girls name: There again....
Subjects good at in school: Recess.
Games?: Subheroes >:)
-;-* H a v e Y o u E v e r *-;-*
Smoked?: Not for about five minutes now.
Bungee jumped?: Bungee. Of course. I knew I'd forgotten something....
Broke the law? My attorneys are advising me to invoke my Fifth Amendment rights on this issue.
Made yourself throw-up? After a fashion, I suppose....
Been in love?: I try to avoid chemical imbalances
Made yourself cry to get out of trouble: Would it help?
-;-* F i r s t T h i n g T h a t C o m e s T o M i n d *-;-*
Thread: Messageboard
School: taxation without representation
Red: Hideous freak of nature who feeds neurotoxins to cats
Yellow: #FFFF00
Greenland: Ankylosaurus magniventris
-;-* W h i c h I s W o r s e?
Barfing on your date or your date barfing on you: Begging the question
Cat shit or Dog shit? For what purpose?
Having your heart broken or knowing you've broken someone elses heart?: Broken? Like, inoperative? That would suck for a number of seconds. Then you wouldn't know much either way.
* F i n a l Q u e s t i o n s *-;-*
Do you like filling these out?: No; but I like exposing the idiocy of the questions
How many people are you sending this to? Who will send it back?: Who knows....
If you could be someone else for a day who would it be?: Huh. Probably the pope. Just long enough to issue a statement that deities have been found to be a joke, and that ten percent of all catholics' salaries should instead be sent to admin@wastedinc.com through PayPal. And that all churches will be renovated into restaurants with electrical outlets at the tables. The pizza will be the body; the coffee will be the blood....
If you were a tree, what type would you be?: Um...if I were a tree, I doubt I'd care much what kind I was.
Gold or Silver?: Gold or silver trees?
Favorite cartoon character?: That's not a fair question.
What do you have for breakfast in the morning?: I don't have breakfast in the morning; I have breakfast around dusk
Who are your best friends? Depends which town I'm in at the time
Yay: content without effort >:)
More later....
--Gremlin