| 12 April 2004 at 17.07.56 ZuluTime
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Posted by Gremlin [24.8.18.225 - c-24-8-18-225.client.comcast.net] on 12 April 2004 at 17.07.56 ZuluTime:
In Reply to: Random posted by Morphia on 12 April 2004 at 09.39.51 ZuluTime:
You're not entirely wrong, though I might add a couple of points, and correct a couple others.
The KKK don't kill blacks, per se; they kill substandard antichristians. That blacks in the US--particularly south of KKKansas, happen to be chirstworshippers merely serves as more evidence that the KKK are morons. The army are officially secular; in practise, of course, those who don't pretend that deities exist are encouraged, on Sunday mornings, to go pretend that deities exist while relaxing and eating doughnuts, under pain of work details; the Iraqis, of course, are theocratic terrorists who blow up buildings, which is bad in the eyes of christworshippers who blow up abortion clinics.
Hypocrisy itself doesn't actually bother me--it even has some useful applications. What bothers me more is hypocrits who aren't bright enough to get that they're hypocritical. Which is to say that I, like the KKK, dislike the substandard people of the world; but I measure that by intellect over pigmentation and quasicryptoparatheism [it's a word...kinda].
Retentive gripe: 'leech' isn't actually a verb; to suck things out of something without symbiotic backscratching is to leach. Not that it's a big deal in a world where, not only would the average idiot not know the difference between, say, precipitous and precipitate, but most of them couldn't define either. The internet makes you stupid.
Ford, as a matter of trivia, aren't antiAsian so much as antisemitic. At least, Henry was. Which isn't my real problem with Ford; that they haven't produced a car worth buying since the 1972 Mustang MachI is my real problem with Ford.
The antigun 'tards are equal but opposite to the antiabortion SpEds. These two warring groups of imbeciles, being more commonly known as republicans and democrats, push me into calling myself a federalist. Not that anyone knows what a federalist is anymore. I guess that's why we have libertarians now. Being a gun owner who has advocated, assisted, and even financed abortions, I can't put up with the laughable [and often misspelled] bullshit from either side. They can have my guns when they pry them from my cold, dead closet--if they're fast enough to finish before I slash their throats from behind with a MiracleBlade I bought at Target.
Guns don't kill people; retarded cowards kill people. And so do those of us fearless and inventive enough to walk right up and inject someone with fifty cubic centimetres of Clorox. Welcome to the world.
In any case, you're not really wrong about any of this. Although, for all the good it does to write out anything longer than a Hallmark card for the target audience, it's probably easier to stick with the brevity of You People Are Morons, and let them absorb it on faith.
--Gremlin