Posted by Hunter [65.186.201.54 - dsl-65-186-201-54.telocity.com] on 01 May 2002 at 03.40.43 ZuluTime:
What ensued was, obviously, not intelligent....
You have just entered room "fordprefect82
chat 500."
fordprefect82: She should be here in a sec.
wheezy821: ok...
EvilCoffeeChick:: Hey Ford.
Kichigai Lain has entered the room.
EvilCoffeeChick:: Lain.
Kichigai Lain: Chick.
wheezy821: Good Morrow
fordprefect82: Yeah, what you said, fuckin
renfest hippie.
wheezy821: I'm a hippie now?
EvilCoffeeChick:: Morrow? Yeah,
Morrow's a good author....
EvilCoffeeChick:: Oh wait, that's
probably not what you meant....
wheezy821: Doubtful
wheezy821: So what's goin on?
Kichigai Lain: That would depend on your
point of view.
EvilCoffeeChick:: Well, obviously not
the discussion of decent current
literature....
fordprefect82: Allow myself to
introduce...myself. I am one of Trillian's and
Hunter's cronies from Gremlinboard.
wheezy821: Austin Powers
wheezy821: good deal
fordprefect82: And you are pissing people
off.
wheezy821: Ok.
EvilCoffeeChick:: Pissing people off? I
don't think he's quite reached that
level yet. That was what finally got
Banger arrested.
fordprefect82: And giving us one hell of a
laugh.
wheezy821: okaaaaaay
wheezy821: oh, who's the guy who
doesn't like repeating letters?
EvilCoffeeChick:: How long until this guy
says 'let's keep it mature, weenie
head' again....
EvilCoffeeChick:: Guy?
wheezy821: Girl..?
Kichigai Lain: Guuuuuuuuuuuy?
Kichigai Lain: Giiiiiiiiiiirl, yes.
wheezy821: Alright then
Kichigai Lain: Theeeeeeen.
EvilCoffeeChick:: Allow me to introduce
myself, oh unobservant one: I am
Hunter, otherwise known as
EvilCoffeeChick:.
wheezy821: Ok.
fordprefect82: And what about the fictional
"intended irony" in saying weeny face?
wheezy821: saying weeny face is
obviously immature
wheezy821: thus, saying it after "let's
keep it mature" is ironic
Kichigai Lain: No, its "making yourself
look like an ass".
fordprefect82: I think you were just trying to
cover for making a stupid mistake by saying it
was intentional irony.
EvilCoffeeChick:: Ford: Low level irony.
You probably covered that in
English a while ago. Writers are
told to stay the bloody hell away
from it.
wheezy821: Yes, because I've never
used sarcasm before.
Kichigai Lain: Let me guess. Ironically,
you're being sarcastic.
EvilCoffeeChick:: Lemme correct that
for you: You've never used it well
before....
wheezy821: hooray!
wheezy821: Oh, funny
wheezy821: ha
fordprefect82: And I want to know one
thing...what the hell kind of nickname is
"Wans"?
wheezy821: I didn't make it.
EvilCoffeeChick:: Ford: Intentional
repetitive misstype for Wank?
wheezy821: I believe its the first four
letters of his last name
fordprefect82: I'm not convinced.
Kichigai Lain: What's his last name?
wheezy821: I don't know. I call him
Wans.
EvilCoffeeChick:: Gremlin: Has this guy
worked out where his website is
yet?
wheezy821: Should be launched
tommorow
Kichigai Lain: So it doesn't actually exist
then.
fordprefect82: Whats the address? I'd like to
check it out!
wheezy821: It's not up now.
Kichigai Lain: I'd like my back pay that I
haven't received yet.
fordprefect82: Or should I ssay, What will the
address be?
EvilCoffeeChick:: 'Should be launched
tomorrow'.
EvilCoffeeChick:: Emphasis on 'should
be'.
wheezy821: Yes, should be.
EvilCoffeeChick:: Sometime after he
gets done pompously firing people.
Kichigai Lain: Who haven't been paid yet.
EvilCoffeeChick:: Lain: Where's your
W2. He owes you one of them.
wheezy821: Sure...
fordprefect82: He hasn't answered my
question yet.
wheezy821: I'm talking to three people
in this chat and others not in this
chat
Kichigai Lain: You said we worked
together for days. I want days worth of
pay. If you're not going to pay me, we
could have a lawyer handle the
situation.
wheezy821: Forgive me if you don't
each have my undivided attention.
EvilCoffeeChick:: ford: That's because
there either A) is no site, or B) is no
site because he forgot to pay the
bills, or C) it's that horrible puke
thing we already saw....
wheezy821: When did you sign a
contract saying that I'd pay you?
Kichigai Lain: When did I sign a contract
saying you could fire me?
EvilCoffeeChick:: Lain: And I would
assume that your going rates are at
least on par with the rest of the
Grempire's?
Kichigai Lain: Of course.
fordprefect82: Know what? I gotta go. Post
the transscript on the board when the
conversation is over, please?
Kichigai Lain: Then in cases like this I
take into account the work
environment.
wheezy821: What the hell are you
talking about?
EvilCoffeeChick:: Days is any number of
days larger than three, but less than
a week. So we'll presume four,
because five would be considered a
'business week'. And a standard
week is 40 hours, divided by five is
Eight. Times four is 32.
EvilCoffeeChick:: Times a hundred an
hour is....
EvilCoffeeChick:: Plus hazard pay, of
course....
fordprefect82: Gotta go, bye.
fordprefect82 has left the room.
Kichigai Lain: Wheezy - we are
discussing the money that you haven't
paid me despite being my employer.
wheezy821: ....
wheezy821: Right...
EvilCoffeeChick:: Beyond that, there's
the workplace harassment issue.
wheezy821: I owe you no money
EvilCoffeeChick:: Obviously, since you
/fired/ her, you were her employer.
You wouldn't have had the right to
fire her unless you were paying her.
And being her employer does not
give you the right to harass her as
you did.
EvilCoffeeChick:: There are standard
rules and regulations regarding
workplace environment and
treatment of employees, you know.
nimo911 has entered the room.
EvilCoffeeChick:: Since, of course,
you're treating this as anything
other than what it obviously is -- a
fucking joke perpetuated by a
fucking child.
nimo911: *ahem*
EvilCoffeeChick:: Aww, he needed
backup.
nimo911: kichigai seemed to
nimo911: what's the problem?
EvilCoffeeChick:: I'm not doing anything
to Lain.
Kichigai Lain: I didn't ask you to come in
here, nimo.
nimo911: no, no you didn't
Kichigai Lain: Alright then.
Kichigai Lain: There's no problem, we're
just working out how much money
wheezy owes me.
Kichigai Lain: $3,200 was it, Hunter?
nimo911: you did no work, you were hired
on but never put on the payroll
nimo911: don't worry about it
nimo911: anything else?
EvilCoffeeChick:: nimo: Oh, I'm sorry,
invalid response.
nimo911: what's the problem?
Kichigai Lain: I was talking to Hunter,
Nimo.
EvilCoffeeChick:: If she was hired, she
was being paid.
Kichigai Lain: There is no problem.
nimo911: no, no she wasn't
nimo911: i've been hired but never done
work
nimo911: and thus never recieved money
EvilCoffeeChick:: Lain: That's about
right. Pre harassment total.
nimo911: she didn't do anything
nimo911: we didn't pay her to do nothing
nimo911: she was hired on but never put
on the payroll... is there anything else
you need worked out?
EvilCoffeeChick:: nimo: You've been
hired, and yet you're not recieving
any pay? That's odd; in order to be
'hired', you have to be doing
something....
nimo911: no
nimo911: if i get a job
Kichigai Lain: The only problem here is
that wheezy owes me money and I
don't have it. And now I'm having to
deal with wheezy under a different
screen name.
EvilCoffeeChick:: If she wasn't put on
payroll, she was never hired.
nimo911: as in i get a call "hey nimo,
you're hired"
nimo911: i don't automatically recieve pay
nimo911: i have to do work, and be put on
the payroll
nimo911: she was not
nimo911: what's so hard to understand?
Kichigai Lain: Do you have a business
license?
EvilCoffeeChick:: Not that your shitty
little nonexistant clique has a
'payroll'. What you probably have
is a couple of mismatched bowties
that you think make you a gang.
nimo911: they match
EvilCoffeeChick:: Ooh. Hiring people
without a business license....
nimo911: ohhh, taking things too seriously
nimo911: relax
nimo911: is there anything else i can do
for you?
Kichigai Lain: No, you aren't taking things
seriously enough.
nimo911: oh christ...
nimo911: listen
nimo911: you were never promised
money when you were offered the job,
were you?
Kichigai Lain: Answer my question.
EvilCoffeeChick:: nimo: How about
getting an education?
nimo911: i'm working on it
Kichigai Lain: Do you or do you not have
a license to be hiring people for a
business in the first place?
nimo911: i don't need one because no
one is getting paid
EvilCoffeeChick:: SO THEN YOU
AREN'T HIRING PEOPLE.
nimo911: it's voluntary, however you were
offered a position as a staff member
nimo911: we're hiring them onto the staff
EvilCoffeeChick:: You fucking kids and
your fucking games, hurling around
words you don't understand....
nimo911: you can hire people for a
volunteer service
nimo911: oh blow me wench
EvilCoffeeChick:: Voluntary and hired
are two different things.
EvilCoffeeChick:: There is no 'hired
staff' if it's voluntary.
EvilCoffeeChick:: nimo: Nope, sorry;
you can't hire me to do that. You
obviously don't have any money.
nimo911: 10 people volunteer, we select
1 of the 10
nimo911: they're hired on, it may not be
the "correct" word, but it applies
Kichigai Lain: Go back to being wheezy,
nimo. Its not as painful when you aren't
pretending to have a clue what the hell
you're talking about.
nimo911: let me lay it out for you
EvilCoffeeChick:: Unless you have a
business license, and intend to pay
them, with all the correct paperwork
filed, you cannot go around 'hiring'
and 'firing' people.
nimo911: so shut up for 1 second, thanks
Kichigai Lain: pix plz kthx bye
nimo911: 1. useless static pays no one,
but we are selective when choosing
our staff
EvilCoffeeChick:: nimo: Are you hiring
me so you can tell me to shut up?
I'll have to check with my contract,
to see if I can be hired by outside
parties to be told to shut up....
nimo911: can i have 1 minute?
EvilCoffeeChick:: Translation: 1. Useless
Static is a clique.
EvilCoffeeChick:: nimo: You took a
minute typing that.
nimo911: hilarious!
Kichigai Lain: Indeed.
EvilCoffeeChick:: Stop being amused by
less....
EvilCoffeeChick:: Get on with your little
explanation, now. Explain to me
things which you cannot begin to
grok....
nimo911: oh christ, you're bitching
because wheezy fucked with you, get
over it
Kichigai Lain: I don't see why this guy has
to have two screen names in the same
chatroom.
nimo911: ok
nimo911: you think we're the same
person?
EvilCoffeeChick:: Wheezy? Fucked with
someone? Where? I'd like to see
that. They're obviously an even
lower lifeform than you are. I
didn't know such a thing could
breathe on its own....
Kichigai Lain: That would explain why you
have the same IQ and why wheezy
hasn't spoken a word since you came
in.
EvilCoffeeChick:: Lain: It'd also explain
the IP thing....
nimo911: the IP thing? i can assure you,
him being in philly and me being in
cincinnati, that we have different IP
addresses, ask your boy chris
wheezy821: which chris?
nimo911: wans
wheezy821: Ah
Kichigai Lain: Chris isn't 'my boy'.
nimo911: whatever
nimo911: in any case
nimo911: you were never offered or
promised money
EvilCoffeeChick:: And yet she was
'hired'.
nimo911: for 0.00 dollars a day
Kichigai Lain: You can't hire a minor for
that little pay.
EvilCoffeeChick:: Nope. Improper
terms of hiring. Try again.
nimo911: hiring is the wrong word, it's not
a big deal
nimo911: i don't know why you're making
it such
EvilCoffeeChick:: You can't hire anyone
for that little pay; you can't hire a
minor at all. IF these kids knew
anything about business law, they'd
know that.
EvilCoffeeChick:: nimo: It is a big deal.
But then, you don't understand the
law, now do you?
nimo911: ok, so she wasn't hired, wheezy
was fucking with her, suprise suprise
nimo911: oh god
nimo911: what are you going to do you
stupid girl? my name is chris murphy,
sue me, have fun
Kichigai Lain: Obviously he doesn't, if he
keeps responding like that.
nimo911: no, please sue me
EvilCoffeeChick:: So wheezy/you are
just an ignorant kid with nothing
better to do than go around IMing
random people and pretending to
fire them? How cute....
EvilCoffeeChick:: Go back to getting
your education.
nimo911: no, that's wheezy
nimo911: sue me, i'm begging you
nimo911: seriously, i'd love it
EvilCoffeeChick:: nimo: You have no
mney.
EvilCoffeeChick:: *money.
nimo911: so what are you threatening me
with?
EvilCoffeeChick:: I, personally, don't
have a case against you; I'm not the
one being harassed by your little
clique. Harassment is a little
different from a 'lawsuit' though.
EvilCoffeeChick:: I'm not threatening
you with anything. Threatening with
a suit I don't intend to follow
through with is barratry.
nimo911: i'm just trying to figure this out,
because it seems like the both of you
are bitching about a technicality that
99.9999% ofthe worlds populace
would let slide
nimo911: ok, harassment then
nimo911: chris gaittens is wheezy's real
name, sue him
EvilCoffeeChick:: nimo: Incorrect again;
nobody alive would get 'hired' for
0.00, get 'fired', and not get paid,
and let it slide. The least they
would do is fucking beat your face
in.
nimo911: he was "fucking with you," i
know it's hard to understand, but that's
what heppened
EvilCoffeeChick:: Harassment is a
criminal case, not a civil case;
lawsuits are civil. Harassment is
handled by the police.
nimo911: i would bet my life savings that
when she was offered a position she
didn't expect pay
nimo911: ok, so let the police handle it
nimo911: his dad is a cop...
EvilCoffeeChick:: Aww, daddy is a cop.
Ooo. Scawwy.
EvilCoffeeChick:: Hey trill: When you
hear 'hired', do you expect 'pay'?
EvilCoffeeChick:: DID you ever hear
'hired' in the first place?
Kichigai Lain: Only from wheezy, but
since he's the head of this little
operation like he says he is, then it
must be that I was hired.
nimo911: if she didn't then you have no
case, what wheezy did was a joke, and
hardly grounds for harassment
nimo911: no, he doens't run the show at
all
nimo911: myself and wans do
EvilCoffeeChick:: Lain: Then it must be
that this is a business operating
without a license, hiring minors, not
paying them, and firing them
abusively. I'll bet they have
sweatshoppes, too.
Kichigai Lain: I wouldn't be surprised.
nimo911: nope, no one has been hired
nimo911: we've established that
EvilCoffeeChick:: And that's classified
as, all together now, "INTERSTATE
FRAUD!"
nimo911: no one was hired, lain was
fucked with
EvilCoffeeChick:: nimo: His getting a
second name to namecall her again is,
however. Stalking and harassment.
nimo911: ok, charge him
nimo911: and that's not stalking
nimo911: harassment, maybe, minimum
fine though
EvilCoffeeChick:: nimo: Daddy's a cop,
I'm sure you have access to
reference on LAWS.
nimo911: my dad isn't a cop
EvilCoffeeChick:: Here, lemme help you.
When you learn to read, try these
links:
http://EvilCoffeeChick:.com/links/le
gal.html
nimo911: you understand how ridiculous
what you're doing is, right?
EvilCoffeeChick:: Lain: Best guess, after
looking over these two, is they were
trying to 'emulate' their 'heros' on
somethingawful.com; cute, huh?
nimo911: 8 kids try to start a website for
reviews, one kid goes around and fires
everyone on the staff
nimo911: as a joke
EvilCoffeeChick:: nimo: I'm not doing
anything rediculous, except maybe
wasting time on you when I could be
getting paid.
nimo911: yes, it is ridiculous
Kichigai Lain: Maybe your friend should
take into account the legal
ramifications of what he is doing
before he does it.
nimo911: how can you even argue that it
isn't?
EvilCoffeeChick:: Now, why are you
wasting my time with your childish
games? Why are you waisting Lain's
time with your childish games?
nimo911: yeah, or you could fucking relax
nimo911: i'm not wasting anyone's time
EvilCoffeeChick:: Oops; sorry, did you
fuck with an adult this time?
EvilCoffeeChick:: You're wasting ours.
nimo911: i came into this chat because
you two were all upset about
something
nimo911: you're wasting my time, i didn't
do anything
Kichigai Lain: You came into this chat so
you could defend wheezer.
EvilCoffeeChick:: Upset? No. Just
fuckin' with ya....
nimo911: are you going to do anything to
wheezy?
nimo911: didn't think so
nimo911: nice talking to you though
nimo911: won't happen again
EvilCoffeeChick:: Other than public
humiliation? No. And he should be
used to that.
EvilCoffeeChick:: Gremlin's asking
'where's the website' again. And
now that we've conclusively
determined that no such website
EVER existed, I think we can be
done with this....
nimo911: it hasn't been set up yet, look in
a few days
Kichigai Lain: How about tomorrow?
EvilCoffeeChick:: Look WHERE?
nimo911: www.uselessstatic.com
nimo911: it'll be up in a few days
EvilCoffeeChick:: You mean once you've
convinced mommy to let you use her
creditcard?
Kichigai Lain: We were told tomorrow.
nimo911: no
nimo911: once we finish coding
EvilCoffeeChick:: The URL is still up for
purchase.
Kichigai Lain: Yes. Yes, I /was/ told
tomorrow. Don't try and tell me
otherwise.
nimo911: no it's not, we just haven't coded
the index page
nimo911: ok, then tommarow, i'm not
coding it
EvilCoffeeChick:: nimo: Then why am I
able to punch my cardnumber in
here, and buy the URL if I want to?
Kichigai Lain: You probably should.
nimo911: i'm getting "The page cannot be
displayed"
Kichigai Lain: How much does it cost?
nimo911: unless it hasn't been processed
yet
nimo911: but i don't see why it wouldn't
have been
EvilCoffeeChick:: Lain: URLs are cheap.
EvilCoffeeChick:: URLs are cheap, and
buying them takes under a minute.
Kichigai Lain: Last I knew they were
ridiculously expensive, but that was like
three years ago.
EvilCoffeeChick:: Lain: The most
expensive they are now is $35., and
that's if you want all the frills of
managing it yourself.
EvilCoffeeChick:: Gremlin's trying to
decide whether or not he should buy
it just to fuck them up.
nimo911: yeah, do it, that'd be mature
Kichigai Lain: Indeed it would.
EvilCoffeeChick:: nimo: It'd be
business.
nimo911: how?
Kichigai Lain: Competition.
EvilCoffeeChick:: Normal business
transaction; a URL is purchased.
nimo911: who's competing?
nimo911: and why would you do it if not
out of spite?
EvilCoffeeChick:: Oops; you're too late;
you should've snapped it up earlier.
nimo911: lovely
EvilCoffeeChick:: Cry for me, bitch.
nimo911: who's crying?
nimo911: jesus, you kids need to relax
EvilCoffeeChick:: You seem to be.
nimo911: i am?
EvilCoffeeChick:: "Kid".
nimo911: you're acting like it
EvilCoffeeChick:: "WHy are you doing
this to me? Why why why?"
nimo911: i never said that?
EvilCoffeeChick:: "NOT FAIR I'M
TELLING MOMMY!"
nimo911: what the hell
Kichigai Lain: Punctuate.
nimo911: are you alright? you seem to be
making no sense at all
nimo911: relax.
EvilCoffeeChick:: nimo: You wouldn't
recognise sense if it bit your
fucking face off.
nimo911: i probably would.
EvilCoffeeChick:: And, as Trill said,
PUNCTUATE. And find your
fucking shift key.
nimo911: for you? Alright.
nimo911: what's your problem with me
again?
EvilCoffeeChick:: Trill: Now do you see
why I said you were lucky that you
only got the occasional idiot? I
mean, you should already understand,
having read through my archive [if
you have]....
Kichigai Lain: I've read most of your
archive. I think I'm probably just a
masochist.
EvilCoffeeChick:: nimo: Blatant
ignorance. Same problem I have
with most people. You're an idiot.
EvilCoffeeChick:: Lain: Could be.
nimo911: oh really?
Kichigai Lain: She probably wouldn't say
so if she didn't mean it, Neem.
nimo911: you know nothing about me, i'd
be glad to debate you on something
that isn't as trivial as this.
Kichigai Lain: What the fuck kind of
question is "oh really?" Of /course/
really, you dumbass.
EvilCoffeeChick:: "Nim"./
EvilCoffeeChick:: Damned / key; why
must they move it on every new
keyboard I get?
Kichigai Lain: My / key is next to the right
shift and the \ is next to the backspace.
That's fucked up.
nimo911: she has no backing for what she
said, she knows nothing about me
other than i defended a friend who was
threatened by two people with
knowledge of the law that vastly
exceded his.
EvilCoffeeChick:: nimo: Would you
really, now. That's interesting.
Truly, it is. And if you had any
credibility, I'd care.
EvilCoffeeChick:: Lain: Setting you up
for failure, they are....
Kichigai Lain: Nimo, she's been sitting
here conversing with you. First
impressions are lasting impressions..
nimo911: well i don't understand how you
can be a judge of my intelligence after
an incident as ridiculous as this one
nimo911: so she's a fucking bitch then?
EvilCoffeeChick:: Nimmy: Look at how
you come across. Then maybe you'll
understand.
nimo911: i walked in on a absurd situation
Kichigai Lain: Then claimed that it was for
my good.
EvilCoffeeChick:: Nimmy: So normally,
you have a decent grasp on the
written English language?
nimo911: i do when i value punctuation
over speed
nimo911: but i don't in chats
nimo911: it's informal
EvilCoffeeChick:: Nimmy: What? You
mean you can't type fast and
punctuate?
nimo911: i can type faster by not
punctuating
EvilCoffeeChick:: Nimmy: So business is
'informal'.
EvilCoffeeChick:: Nimmy: Learn.
nimo911: it's not business, we don't have
one
Kichigai Lain: Then why were you hiring
people?
nimo911: we aren't, we've established
that
EvilCoffeeChick:: Lain: Because he thinks
fraud is a joke?
nimo911: it was a joke, played by wheezy,
on you
nimo911: it is a joke
nimo911: a hilarious joke
Kichigai Lain: Fraud isn't a joke, Nimo.
People get in legal trouble over it.
Mostly because its against the law.
EvilCoffeeChick:: Nimmy: Yeah, you are
a joke. I'm not sure if I'd go so far
to call you 'hilarious' though. I've
read obituaries funnier than you.
nimo911: yes, most people ignore it when
it's on this level
nimo911: good one
EvilCoffeeChick:: Nimmy: I've never
met anyone who ignored fraud.
Kichigai Lain: Most people ignore fraud
when it involves money that they're
losing?
nimo911: i've met dozens, when a person
plays a joke as obvious as the one
wheezy played on lain.
nimo911: you lost no money
Kichigai Lain: I lost $3200.
EvilCoffeeChick:: Lain: Most people
ignore fraud when it's perpetrated
by children who go around hiring
people for a dotcom in a dying
dotcom world.
nimo911: you're $3200 pooer because of
wheezy's joke?
nimo911: that's right
EvilCoffeeChick:: Nimmy: Obviously, she
is, because she was 'hired' and she
'worked with him' for 'days'.
nimo911: he was joking...
EvilCoffeeChick:: Look at the phrasing
of that. She was /hired/ and she
/worked with him/.
nimo911: but she didn't
nimo911: and she wasn't
EvilCoffeeChick:: Nimmy: I see no 'this
is a work of satire' disclaimer.
nimo911: if i said that you and i had
worked together for a year do i owe
you money?
Kichigai Lain: If you are the employer and
you hired her, then hell yes you do.
nimo911: were you hired?
nimo911: did you sign anything
Kichigai Lain: According to wheezy I was.
EvilCoffeeChick:: Nimmy: Yeah.
Because you're lying about me, and
potentially damaging my
employability. Why the fuck would
I work with you?
nimo911: did anyone say, lain you've
been hired?
nimo911: No, if i said, "hey evil, we've
worked together for a year, and you're
fired"
nimo911: would you take me to court and
ask for pay
nimo911: i'm interested
Kichigai Lain: No, which is what makes
this situation all the more ridiculous.
How can I have been fired if I wasn't
hired in the first place?
nimo911: because it was a joke
Kichigai Lain: And on that note, I think he
also tarnished my name in that log. I'll
have to check.
nimo911: that's the idea
EvilCoffeeChick:: Nimmy: At that point,
I'd ask you when you'd risen above
me in the Wasted, Inc. employee
heirarchy.
nimo911: you're sn?
nimo911: and i'd continue the joke
EvilCoffeeChick:: Nimmy: You'd lie
about an established company?
nimo911: and then we'd all have a good
laugh
nimo911: it's not an established company
EvilCoffeeChick:: I don't think
estabished companies appreciate
people lying about them.
EvilCoffeeChick:: Wasted is.
nimo911: but i could make one up, say
you've worked with me, say you were
hired a year ago, and say you've been
fired
Kichigai Lain: Nimo, did you read the
chat log I sent you to?
EvilCoffeeChick:: Quite an established
company.
nimo911: i'd lie, because it's a joke
EvilCoffeeChick:: Nimmy: And if you
were to go around saying that, you'd
be in quite a bit of trouble, because
you'd be putting a black mark on my
'employment' record, even though
it's a 'joke'.
nimo911: i would not be putting a black
mark on your employment record
Kichigai Lain: Here it is. "wheezy821:
And we worked side by side
for....days. Well, you worked
FAAAAAAAAR under me, but the
point still stands firm."
nimo911: did you do any work
nimo911: were you ever told you were
hired
Kichigai Lain: Apparently so.
Kichigai Lain: A few lines above that.
nimo911: right
EvilCoffeeChick:: That's what you're not
understanding here, isn't it? You
don't get that saying 'you're fired'
is a 'bad thing' because if you say it
to the wrong person, you cause
losses, and, eventually, cause
yourself to get hurt.
nimo911: so listen, i ask for a moment of
your time
Kichigai Lain: Nimo, answer the question.
nimo911: which?
Kichigai Lain: Did you read the log of the
chat between myself and wheezy from
last night?
nimo911: yes
nimo911: right now
EvilCoffeeChick:: Do you now understand
the illegality of claiming to have
'fired' someone you never hired?
Or do I have to explain how 'fired'
immediately implies that you are
required to give them severance pay
and unemployment?
nimo911: lain, it's been fun, but you're
fired, we've worked together for a year
nimo911: you're both fired
nimo911: there, nothing happens because
i can't fire you
nimo911: you were never hired
EvilCoffeeChick:: Why am I trying to
explain law to an ignorant child....
nimo911: i'm wondering the samet hing
nimo911: ok, listen
nimo911: if you were never hired
EvilCoffeeChick:: nimo: And yet, you're
running around saying you fired us,
and that you /had/ employed us.
nimo911: which lain wasn't
nimo911: no, i'm not
Kichigai Lain: I wasn't never hired. That is
correct.
EvilCoffeeChick:: nimo: AND YET YOU
JUST FUCKING DID!
nimo911: and what's this "us" business
EvilCoffeeChick:: We were never
employed by you, which means that
we were never fired by you, but
your SAYING that we were fired
by you.
nimo911: ok, so you weren't hired
nimo911: and thus can't be fired
Kichigai Lain: Wait just a god fucking
damned minute.
nimo911: because that's the joke
nimo911: ok
EvilCoffeeChick:: Thus, you can't go
around saying you fucking fired
anyone, because you're damaging
their employability record.
EvilCoffeeChick:: FIGUREIT THE
FUCK OUT.
nimo911: i'm figuring it out, and
wondering how the hell that's
damaging to her employment record if
there is no record of her emplyoment
EvilCoffeeChick:: Nimo: FIRED.
nimo911: NEVER HIRED
nimo911: it's impossible
EvilCoffeeChick:: Doesn't matter.
nimo911: yes, yes it does
Kichigai Lain: Do you realize that by
having employed me for a year you
owe me $76200 in back pay now?
EvilCoffeeChick:: I don't care if you
/were/ hired, and you quit of your
own volition.
EvilCoffeeChick:: NOT FIRED is NOT
FIRED.
EvilCoffeeChick:: I don't care if I've
never heard of you in my life. If I
go around saying, oh yeah, this guy
'nimo' [if I were just making up
names], yeah, we fired him a while
ago. That's /not legal/.
nimo911: she was never fired, wheezy
said she was, but she had nothing to
be fired from
EvilCoffeeChick:: Pretending to have
fired someone is /not legal/.
nimo911: she wasn never employed
nimo911: we didn't tell anyone but her
EvilCoffeeChick:: You're just never
going to get it, are you?
Kichigai Lain: I HAVE TO HAVE BEEN
EMPLOYED IF I WAS FIRED,
FUCKTARD.
nimo911: because it was a joke
nimo911: IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE
nimo911: listen
Kichigai Lain: NO IT WASN'T.
Kichigai Lain: READ YOUR SCREEN.
nimo911: i flew to the moon yesterday
nimo911: see? that was fun
Kichigai Lain: Good for you.
nimo911: i didn't actually do that
EvilCoffeeChick:: Nimmy: So, the
records of these chats on AOL's
servers aside, nobody else would
know.
Kichigai Lain: Don't care.
nimo911: let's work this out step by step,
because we seem to be going over the
same points
EvilCoffeeChick:: Nimmy: It's time for
your nap, isn't it?
nimo911: if she was never hried, how is it
hurting her to have someone say she's
fired?
nimo911: she didn't get fired from
anything
EvilCoffeeChick:: Nimmy: We already
get it; you don't have to repeat it to
make yourself feel better. you
think it's a joke, because you have
no working knowledge of what you're
talking about.
EvilCoffeeChick:: Good for you; you've
proven conclusively that you're an
idiot when it comes to lying about
businesses; you'll never be a white
collar criminal.
nimo911: no, because it isn't a business,
she wasn't hired, there is no record of
employment, nothing was signed, and
it was clearly a joke
Kichigai Lain: Then how can I have been
fired?
nimo911: you weren't
Kichigai Lain: Do you understand what
you're dealing with, little man?
nimo911: it was said, but you weren't
EvilCoffeeChick:: Lain: He's never going
to figure that part out. Don't keep
slapping him with it.
nimo911: if your boss was joking with you
and said "you're fired"
EvilCoffeeChick:: IT WAS SAID.
nimo911: nothing happens
nimo911: right?
EvilCoffeeChick:: It doesn't matter if
she was, or wasn't. It was SAID.
It's a matter of /record/ now.
Kichigai Lain: Yeah, Hunter, I suppose
you're right.
EvilCoffeeChick:: And that's the LAST
time I'm going to bother repeating
that point.
nimo911: i'd love to see you take that to
court
nimo911: really, i would
nimo911: but it's not worth either of our
time
EvilCoffeeChick:: Nimmy: We did, a
little while ago.
nimo911: splendid, must have been
entertaining
EvilCoffeeChick:: Not Trill and I, but a
friend of mine did. And he won.
nimo911: tell him congrads, fruit basket is
on the way
EvilCoffeeChick:: A company listed him
as being fired; he hadn't been fired.
The company no longer exists.
nimo911: was he ever hired?
EvilCoffeeChick:: Nimo: Nope.
nimo911: what if a random bum on the
street had done it
nimo911: same holds true?
Kichigai Lain: You mean if the random
bum fires someone?
EvilCoffeeChick:: He didn't know the
company existed, but it came back in
hsi records.
nimo911: yes, if a bum stopped you and
said "you're fired"
Kichigai Lain: Same holds true, but with
more ramifications now that the bum
has no license to practice business.
nimo911: but he never claimed to practice
business, he was joking
EvilCoffeeChick:: Nimmy: We all know
what you aspire to be. False
analogy, though.
nimo911: would you take him to court?
EvilCoffeeChick:: No; I'd just call the
cops and give the bum a place to
stay for the night, for harassing me.
nimo911: wow, how very cruel of you
nimo911: well it's been fun
EvilCoffeeChick:: Nimmy: I hate people.
Now grow the fuck up, or kill
yourself.
EvilCoffeeChick:: Preferably the latter.
nimo911: i'm planning on it
Kichigai Lain: You've just wasted an hour
of my time.
EvilCoffeeChick:: That's another
hundred. For both of us.
EvilCoffeeChick:: Unless I'm charging
consultancy fees here. I'll have to
check my contract....
Kichigai Lain: $76300. Whoo.
nimo911: great, it's in the mail
Kichigai Lain: Being sent to the moon, I'll
wager.
EvilCoffeeChick:: Lain: It's not his
fault he wrote it in crayon....
nimo911: i wouldn't even know how to go
about doing that
nimo911: but hey, have fun with that "legal
career" i'm sure you'll do well
EvilCoffeeChick:: Oh goodie; I actually
have all of this. Yay.
Kichigai Lain: Hunter, do you have a log
of this? I only just realized how much
time of mine that he's wasted.
EvilCoffeeChick:: Nimmy: I'm not a
lawyer, dipshit.
nimo911: i've gotta go, it's time for my
nap, or something, you two think up
better stuff than i
EvilCoffeeChick:: Lain: Yeah, I do.
nimo911: i wouldn't be here if it wasn't for
you
EvilCoffeeChick:: I'll go ahead and post
it, and then I think I'll give it a
place in the Archive.
Kichigai Lain: Alright then. I'm bored,
hopping out.
nimo911: you didn't have to start this, you
didn't plan on charging him, so what
was the point?
EvilCoffeeChick:: Lain: Alright. I'll go
ahead and grab this, and format it.
Kichigai Lain: Seeya.
EvilCoffeeChick:: Nimmy: Oh, you're
still here?
Kichigai Lain has left the room.
nimo911: unfortunatly
EvilCoffeeChick:: Nimmy: It's the little
box with the 'x'.
nimo911: i know
EvilCoffeeChick:: Youl'l figure it out,
I'm sure....
nimo911: i can handle it, thanks
EvilCoffeeChick:: Now get the fuck out.
nimo911: why?
EvilCoffeeChick:: I don't know; didn't
you have something 'pressingly
important' to do?
nimo911: no, never claimed to either...
EvilCoffeeChick:: Keep talking; I like
seeing you contradict yourself.
nimo911: post when i said i had
something to do
EvilCoffeeChick:: nimo911: i've gotta go
EvilCoffeeChick:: Implying the 'need to
leave'
nimo911: actually it was an excuse to
leave, i was tired of talking about
something so ridiculous, and i know
you don't think it is
nimo911: but most people would
EvilCoffeeChick:: Trying to explain why
what you're doing is illegal is
rediculous. Even an illiterate fuckwit
knows the difference between right and
wrong.
nimo911: "nimo911: i've gotta go, it's
time for my nap, or something, you two
think up better stuff than i" that's a joke
by the way, you seem to have a hard
time with that
EvilCoffeeChick:: But, well, it's probably a
learning disability, so it's obviously
NOT your fault.
nimo911: i'm in the 96th percentile at a
very selective school, stop making
things up
wheezy821: And since it's been said, it
must be true.
EvilCoffeeChick:: Nimmy: No, I just have
a higher standard for 'humour' than you
do. It comes with graduating
highschool.
nimo911: and british spelling apparently
EvilCoffeeChick:: 96th? Selective school?
How cute. Come up with something
better, kid....
nimo911: and since humour isn't a purely
objective thing we can argue about
whos is better
nimo911: you wanna bet
wheezy821: I was 1st in 4 different
schools.
wheezy821: How was that?
nimo911: www.stxavier-cincy.org
nimo911: check it out
EvilCoffeeChick:: Odd, why don't they
have a .edu? Real schools are given
.edus....
nimo911: it's a highschool, and i'm not
sure why, but i assure you, it's a real
school
wheezy821: not necessarily
wheezy821: my school is a .com
EvilCoffeeChick:: That's their problem,
then. They're just not recognised by
the government as 'real schools'.
nimo911: so you think they're fake... or
what?
EvilCoffeeChick:: They're just not a
federally recognised school. I didn't say
'fake'.
wheezy821: Because people have
nothing better to do than make fake
websites about imaginary schools
nimo911: it's not a public school, but it's
federally recognized, we just got
200,000 dollars from the state gov.
EvilCoffeeChick:: Wheezy: Well, no,
obviously not. Not everyone can go
around trying to fool people with 'your
fired' jokes.
nimo911: for our companion scholars
program
EvilCoffeeChick:: Nimmy: Then it's a
public school. OR they're breaking the
law.
EvilCoffeeChick:: Or you're letting in those
'kids you dn't really want in there
because they're poor/black/whatever'.
nimo911: they're not, it's for our
community service program
wheezy821: And not everyone can
argue with people who make said
"your fired" jokes for long periods
of time.
nimo911: indeed
EvilCoffeeChick:: Wheezy: Yeah, but I
debate theists too.
nimo911: eck
nimo911: scary
EvilCoffeeChick:: Oddly, theists are more
intelligent than this.
wheezy821: NOT THEISTS!!!!!!!!!!
nimo911: no, i debate theists, they are not
more intelligent
EvilCoffeeChick:: Quick, quick, go look up
the word....
wheezy821: Never.
EvilCoffeeChick:: Nimmy: I've never met a
theist who thought 'your fired' was a
funny prank.
nimo911: theists? a believer in god
EvilCoffeeChick:: Theist = religious
person. Not 'believer in god"; they're
are diety-less religions.
EvilCoffeeChick:: There are people who
worship their cars.
nimo911: "Belief in the existence of a god
or gods, especially belief in a personal
God as creator and ruler of the world."
nimo911: if you're going to get technical,
which you clearly are
wheezy821: The dictionary is wrong
and will be sued.
nimo911: at least find the right definition
wheezy821: It acts as though "theist" is
a fucking joke.
EvilCoffeeChick:: Nimo: I would but then
I'd have to give you my password into
the online OED, so you could see it
too.
EvilCoffeeChick:: Wheezy: At least it
doesn't act as if the laws of this
pathetic country are a fucking joke.
nimo911: oh, but they are
EvilCoffeeChick:: But then, what's to be
expected from a couple of kids who
think they're special?
nimo911: evil, evil, evil
nimo911: you crazy kid, always huffing
and puffing about laws
nimo911: i don't think i'm special
EvilCoffeeChick:: Nimmy: Can't you come
up with an original insult?
nimo911: but make more stuff up, it's
entertaining
nimo911: it's been used?
nimo911: not suprising...
wheezy821: fucktard is original?
EvilCoffeeChick:: There you go again,
using something that's already been
said....
nimo911: dude
nimo911: that was GOLDEN
nimo911: fucktard is a work of genious
wheezy821: learning disabled is
original?
EvilCoffeeChick:: Fucktard *was* original
until people like you got ahold of it.
Now we're just left with 'ass spelunker'.
Oh wait, there goes that one too....
nimo911: that's not original, that's not
funny either...
wheezy821: I've never called someone
a fucktard in my life.
EvilCoffeeChick:: Aww, did I touch a
nerve?
EvilCoffeeChick:: "Lighten up, KID"
EvilCoffeeChick:: "It's a JOKE!"
nimo911: OH, BURNED
EvilCoffeeChick:: I'M MOCKING YOU!, to
steal BaronGreenback's line....
wheezy821: Then I'm going to sue you.
wheezy821: For harassment.
wheezy821: You owe me $35 and a
Coke.
EvilCoffeeChick:: Wheezy: Better follow
through....
nimo911: why?
EvilCoffeeChick:: My first name's Hunter,
and you've already got my PO Box.
wheezy821: Do I?
EvilCoffeeChick:: Wheezy: Oh, I'm sorry;
it must suck not having any sort of
memory whatsoever. I already gave it
to you on the board.
nimo911: wow, i think talking to you
makes me hate people even more
EvilCoffeeChick:: When I fired you from
your position as a Human Being on the
planet Earth, thereby mocking your
pathetic little 'gag'.
nimo911: she didn't expect to get paid
EvilCoffeeChick:: Nimmy: Repeating
things again?
wheezy821: You owe me money for
firing me from life.
wheezy821: And some crackers, as
well.
nimo911: you saw an oppertunity
to"outsmart" him and you capitalized
on it, but you didn't even plan to do
anything about it other than waste time
EvilCoffeeChick:: Wheezy: I'm not the one
who hired you; talk to your mom.
wheezy821: Preferavbly with jelly
EvilCoffeeChick:: Nimmy: And I've
wasted your time quite well, haven't I?
nimo911: i've remained amused
EvilCoffeeChick:: Looks like I win, no
matter how you look at it. What a sick,
sad joke you guys are.
nimo911: thanks!
nimo911: you're obviously the winner
nimo911: OBVIOUSLY
nimo911: right wheez?
wheezy821: Wow
wheezy821: what a winner.
nimo911: i know
wheezy821: I wish I could be a winner
wheezy821: :-[
nimo911: me too
nimo911: shame wheezy, shame
EvilCoffeeChick:: What're you going to do
next, become a l337 haX0r and write
little javascript things on the board?
nimo911: nope
nimo911: you?
wheezy821: I plan on telling someone
that they've been laid off due to
budget cuts.
EvilCoffeeChick:: Come on. Encore.
Encore.
nimo911: Wheezy, you're fired
EvilCoffeeChick:: Perform for me, you
pathetic little creatures.
nimo911: Evil, you're fired, twice even
nimo911: three times
nimo911: hell with it, 4, i'm feeling crazy
tonight
EvilCoffeeChick:: Nimmy: Now you're
getting lame.
wheezy821: Wow
nimo911: am i? i think it's fucking absurd
that any of this happened
wheezy821: nimo, you're going to be
bankrupt with all the money you're
going to have to pay her.
nimo911: everyone is fired
EvilCoffeeChick:: Nimmy: It is. Why'd you
start it in the first place?
nimo911: and they've all worked for me
since the beginning of time
nimo911: i didn't start anything
nimo911: i know i am wheez, but it's worth
it
EvilCoffeeChick:: Nimmy: Obviously, you
did. You and Wheezy started this little
prank. You thought it was clever. And
now you're just trying tocover your ass
by pretending that it's funny.
nimo911: because the law is the law
nimo911: AND IT'S SERIOUS
nimo911: i didn't start anything, wheezy
acted on his own accord
nimo911: and the people who saw that
chat thought it was very funny
EvilCoffeeChick:: And pretending that
you're actually causing anything by
repeating yourself.
EvilCoffeeChick:: Cover your ass. Come
on....
EvilCoffeeChick:: Nimmy: yeah, they
usually do. But then, that's why I post
creatures like you there.l
EvilCoffeeChick:: People think you're
funny.
nimo911: awesome
nimo911: you're fired
nimo911: very, very fired
nimo911: and it's on your record
nimo911: try to get a job
nimo911: i dare you
EvilCoffeeChick:: That's why gremlin.net's
been around since 1997; people think
idiots like you are /funny/, in the 'sad
bus accident' sort of way.
nimo911: sad bus accident eh? i can
deal with that
EvilCoffeeChick:: Nimmy: I've already got
one.
nimo911: but you're still fired
nimo911: not anymore you don't
nimo911: you're fired
EvilCoffeeChick:: Nimmy: You might
wanna tell the CEO....
nimo911: why? he works for me
wheezy821: I'm the CEO.
nimo911: you're both fired
wheezy821: Tell me.
nimo911: wheezy
EvilCoffeeChick:: Nimmy: Of course he
does....
nimo911: you're fired
wheezy821: Shit.
nimo911: sorry man
EvilCoffeeChick:: Nimmy: You might
want to fire yourself, while you're
at it.
nimo911: so be it
EvilCoffeeChick:: You might get hit with
a discrimination suit if you don't.
nimo911: alright, i will
nimo911: can i do that to myself?
nimo911: i'm not sure how that would work
nimo911: but i'll do my best
EvilCoffeeChick:: Nimmy: Obviously, you
can, you all powerful being, you.
wheezy821: He's my deity, you know.
EvilCoffeeChick:: Wheezy: Okay,
myxomycetous asslicker.
nimo911: thanks evil and wheez :-D
nimo911: good one!
nimo911: you're fired
wheezy821: Ouch.
EvilCoffeeChick:: Nimo: No, you're
fired.
wheezy821: That's like the 9th time
nimo911: actually i'd like to hire you on
EvilCoffeeChick:: Nimmy: My contract
with Wasted, Inc. disallows any
hiring by outside companies, prank
or otherwise.
nimo911: they don't have to know about it,
it can be between the two of us, think of
what we could do if we combined our
powers
wheezy821: We could harass people to
no end.
nimo911: your mastery of useless internet
law, and my mastery of you
nimo911: i knwo
nimo911: you're both fired
nimo911: i made a typo
wheezy821: I'll get it started, and you'll
use some fake legal shit and tell
them how serious it is.
EvilCoffeeChick:: Nimmy: There's been
no mastery of anyone here.
nimo911: until now, you're fired
EvilCoffeeChick:: Nimmy: And yet, I'm
still getting paid. How lovely.
nimo911: not for long, i have some bad
news...
EvilCoffeeChick:: You're an icompetent
idiot? I knew that....
wheezy821: I don't like where this is
going...
EvilCoffeeChick:: *incompetent.
nimo911: you're fired, i'm sorry but you're
just a bitter bitter wench, and we don't
like that here, you have an hour to
leave the building
wheezy821: That's rough...
nimo911: that's how she likes it
nimo911: or so i hear
EvilCoffeeChick:: Nimo: The CEO
called; you'e to be executed on the
spot.
wheezy821: Which spot?
nimo911: awesome, what kind of
company does he run there?!
wheezy821: Ice Cream Truck
nimo911: tight
EvilCoffeeChick:: Nimmy: Hell, not to
put too fine a point on it. Didn't
know I was working for the
Antichrist, did you?
wheezy821: I heard about it, but
assumed it was just an urban
legend.
nimo911: awesome, how much does a
soul run these days?
wheezy821: Wait...
wheezy821: Wait a second
wheezy821: The Antichrist just called
and said you were fired.
EvilCoffeeChick:: Nimmy: As much as
you can get for one; soulselling is a
scam, you know; they don't exist.
nimo911: that's rough, are you ok? if you
need a shoulder to cry on i'm here for
you
EvilCoffeeChick:: Wheezy: No he didn't;
he's sitting right here watching The
Simpsons.
nimo911: i know, neither does the
antichrist, scammy mcscammer
wheezy821: What kind of fucked up
time zone are you in if The
Simpsons are on now?
nimo911: dude... she's in the past
wheezy821: *gasp*
EvilCoffeeChick:: Wheezy: I live in
Denver, Colorado, and it doesn't
have to be 'on' to watch it.
nimo911: oh shit, and she's magic!
wheezy821: I'm sorry to hear that
EvilCoffeeChick:: Nimmy: Yup. I'm
magic. I've got a computer, a DSL
connexion, and the ability to /find/
and /download/ encoded cartoons.
Scawwy.
wheezy821: connexion?
nimo911: scawwy, must be magic talk
wheezy821: And the ability to use "/" as
a /weapon/
nimo911: apparently
EvilCoffeeChick:: Wheezy: From the
country that brought you
'colour','humour' and 'honour' --
CONNEXION. [Reflexion and
infexion coming soon....]
nimo911: HAHAHHAAHA
wheezy821: thanx
nimo911: lets hire her!
nimo911: she's funny!
wheezy821: Hilarious, even
nimo911: i don't know about that
wheezy821: THIS IS SERIOUS
nimo911: i'm sorry
nimo911: i'll be good
wheezy821: It's too late.
nimo911: dammit
wheezy821: You're fired.
wheezy821: Get out of my site.
nimo911: fuck...
nimo911: you'll never get away with this
you know, never!
wheezy821: But don't worry.
wheezy821: You're 6.3 million dollars I
owe you will arrive shortly.
EvilCoffeeChick:: No wonder you haven't
even purchased the site yet ; you're
too busy trying to play pranks on
eachother to get anayone to trust
you with a mastercard.
wheezy821: *Your
wheezy821: Wans is in charge of
purchasing.
nimo911: or maybe the idea has been
around for 2 weeks
nimo911: i don't know, i like yours better
nimo911: you're good at this
nimo911: do some more
EvilCoffeeChick:: The instant we come
up with something, we snag the URL;
what the fuck is wrong with you
people?
wheezy821: Well, for starters I have
AIDS.
EvilCoffeeChick:: Oh, wait, that's right;
you don't understand the internet....
wheezy821: That's a problem.
wheezy821: Next,
nimo911: not sure, test results come in
soon, i'm hoping the AIDS and cancer
fought and killed each other
wheezy821: we don't take every detail
seriously as if it would kill us.
wheezy821: I assume that's a fatal
problem.
nimo911: no, it's a skill
nimo911: you're fired
nimo911: idiot
EvilCoffeeChick:: Somewhat; if you
don't take something seriously, it'll
never quite work. But then, that's
just professionalism. I have fun
with what I do, and I don't take all
of it seriously, but I take the
business aspects seriously.
nimo911: good for you
wheezy821: You don't take all of it
seriously?
wheezy821: How aren't you fired yet?
nimo911: i think we fired her
nimo911: didn't we?
nimo911: you should probably do it again
EvilCoffeeChick:: Wheezy: Because
nobody hired me.
wheezy821: Doesn't matter
nimo911: so you can't be fired then?
EvilCoffeeChick:: Nimo: Obviously not.
nimo911: funny, i argued the same point a
little while ago
EvilCoffeeChick:: I can, however, quit
whenever I want. But I don't think
I'll do that; the money's too damned
good.
EvilCoffeeChick:: Nimo: That point
never came up for argument. You
repeated it obsessively, however.
wheezy821: It's a damn fine point to be
repeated.
EvilCoffeeChick:: The point was never
that Trill hadn't been hired; the
point was how retarded the entire
thing was. I think we demonstrated
that quite well.
wheezy821: The point was that you
think you're tough shit by spitting
out random strings of fake legal
babbling.
nimo911: not really, mostly i was looking
at your tits, did you get anything from it
wheez?
wheezy821: You try to scare kids into
thinking that you're going to get all
Legal Ninja on their asses.
nimo911: ninjas are hardcore dude
EvilCoffeeChick:: Wheezy: It's actually
not fake, as I've demonstrated. But
it's funny that the two of you were
worried enough to start trying to
joke your way out of it again.
nimo911: yeah, usually when i'm scared i
dare people to do what i'm scared of to
me
nimo911: i'm a sick fuck
nimo911: no wait, that's you
wheezy821: Like when I'm afraid to
fight someone, I usually spit in his
face and tell him to fight me.
nimo911: yeah
nimo911: good strat
EvilCoffeeChick:: Funny; returning
agression usually gets people to back
down. Most people who instigate
fights are weak.
wheezy821: Fights aren't usually
started by saying "Hmm, let's fight
someone"
nimo911: so i really didn't have anything to
wrry about?
nimo911: *worry
wheezy821: Someone could
accidentally spill soda on me, and
ruin my shirt. I would want to hit
him. Who instigated the fight?
EvilCoffeeChick:: Nimmy: You, of
course, should already know the
answer to that. Being as nothing was
actually threatened [due to
knowledge of legal concerns], and
the fact that you're 'obviously so
intelligent'.
EvilCoffeeChick:: Wheezy: Since when
does soda ruin a shirt?
wheezy821: It was a very nice shirt.
nimo911: i don't claim to be at all
educated on legal matters, i haven't
had the urge to study them outside of
school and they obviously aren't
covered in school, the intricacies of
fraud aren't common knowledge and
thus i don't know them
nimo911: silk?
wheezy821: And very stainful soda.
wheezy821: But the point was clear,
and you didn't answer my
question.
nimo911: yeah, it was a good point
EvilCoffeeChick:: Wheezy: in my
opinion? The dipshit who was
drinking soda around silk.
nimo911: nice job wheez, you're hired
again
nimo911: OH BURNED
nimo911: dude, run
nimo911: she makes no sense
wheezy821: No no
wheezy821: HE spilled HIS soda on MY
silk shirt.
wheezy821: Who instigated the fight?
nimo911: she's wrong, she won't answer
EvilCoffeeChick:: It makes absolute
sense. If you want to hit him, fine;
you can justify it that he spilled
soda on this hypothetical bullshti
silk shirt, I'm sure. Who knows it if
twas really an accident.
nimo911: oh, i'm impressed
wheezy821: A simple "you" or "him"
would suffice
wheezy821: Rather than reading
through about 6 semicolons every
time you reply
nimo911: semicolons are a sign of
intelligence, dolt
wheezy821: fucktard
wheezy821: <----- original
nimo911: ass spelunker
nimo911: gay jokes, the most original
thing i've ever heard
nimo911: and mature to boot
EvilCoffeeChick:: Nimmy: You're one to
talk about maturity, I know.
nimo911: and you'd have a point if i raved
about how mature i was and how much
better than you i was
EvilCoffeeChick:: Wheezy: You both did.
By both being in the same place at the
same time, the fault can be placed on
either or.
nimo911: what's your dress size?
wheezy821: But he tripped over a mop,
let's say. How is that my fault?
nimo911: the mops, you should fire it
EvilCoffeeChick:: Nimmy: And you have.
Just now. By trying to make 'witty'
asides about how 'original' and
'mature' something I mentioned was.
EvilCoffeeChick:: Wheezy: Then it was
whoever left the mop there.
wheezy821: and he's weak, right?
EvilCoffeeChick:: Nimmy: I don't wear
dresses.
wheezy821: Because the person who
instigates the fight is weak.
nimo911: even i, in my apparently
immature world, think that gay jokes are
the most immature things in the world,
not only are they wrong, but they're not
funny
wheezy821: God damnit, Sanchez the
janitor
wheezy821: He's SO fired.
nimo911: twice
nimo911: to be safe
wheezy821: Good idea.
EvilCoffeeChick:: Wheezy: eventually
you're going to figure out that I'm
mocking your hypothetical....
nimo911: ok then, what size bed sheet do
you use?
And then, lucky me, telocity decided to suck, so I missed his incredibly witty conclusion to his attempted fatjoke.
Anyway, they're probably leading all of their little classmates here to show them how terribly well they 'whipped' us. Cute....
~Hunter